Well I used to have a decent view from my dungeon of an office, but now here comes inaguration which is trying to ruin everything I cherish1. Well it really isn’t that bad of a situation, and I know I’ll love the four day weekend that will take place here in DC. But I really wasn’t expecting the port-a-potty/john invasion of January 2009. Seriously these things are everywhere in downtown DC. I guess the alternative would be for all the visitors in town to have no where to go to the bathroom during inauguration, which I’m sure would have lead to either riots or a disgusting display of human biology.
Here’s the view from my window:
I guess I know where to go if for some reason all of the bathrooms in the courthouse are full . . . .
- /Snark. ↩
On the bright side, if the office bathrooms are full…
So long as I don't end up being the 1001st person using it. Your place in line is pivotal for port-a-potties.
Believe or not, I met, what turned out to be, a long term girlfriend in line for the port-a-john once. It was at a large outdoor concert series in Buffalo. The truth is, it is a wonderful place to meet women, think about it; you get 5 minutes to give her your best material.
That is awesome. I never thought about it like that, but who would give up their spot in line just to escape conversation?
Be thankful that it isn't 95 degrees and humid. Now that could get ugly.
Yeah, over the Fourth of July they put the toilets all over the mall when its around that temperature. Not a pretty sight/smell.
that's hilarious