What pisses me off is that I have to wait maybe a couple of weeks before they fix the situation? Unbelievable. And they are going to fix it by putting me where I was before they decided to start throttling me.
Speaking of FTLT, I looked real hard at a sixer of Labatt's today. I hope passing on it for something better but of the same price doesn't come back to haunt the Twins.
Damon just tried to throw that ball into the stands? You'd think he'd need to leave his arm in the dugout for the next three innings to recharge it after something like that.
Well, that's it for me as far as watching the game. I'd stick it out, but Caray/Darling are making me hate baseball, and I don't wanna do that. Let me know if the Twins make a come back.
There are very few teams that are going to be able to compete against 201+ million dollar payrolls, turns out most of the teams that will compete have 100+ million dollar payrolls.
That's pretty much why, if the Twins, by some miracle, don't win this series (THE TWINS ARE GOING TO WIN THIS SERIES), I'll be content taking my leave from the MLB until the hot stove kicks up.
Well, Mr. Carey, Mr. Darling, your commentary and opinions were inane, banal, and hackneyed without actually being interesting at all. Fuck you very much.
Didn't really expect to win that game, but the loss is still deflating after the high of last night. Hopefully Blackbeard can keep Friday's game closer.
Prepare for company, sir. WGOM is LOGY.
Yeah, it just froze up on me and all I was trying to do was make fun of the fellatio Darling was giving to captain douche.
By the time my comments finally appear, four more smart-ass replies die on the vine. I ain't gettin' any younger, man.
HEY IS THIS THE DEREK JETER FAN CLUB?
What’s the password?
Intangible02
Correct. We would've accepted STD, as well.
VDfrmJetes02?
Gonoherpasyphilaids02
Bad relay by Orca.
I'm pretty pissed off with Host Monster.
The price of being popular, Boss. It ain’t your fault.
What pisses me off is that I have to wait maybe a couple of weeks before they fix the situation? Unbelievable. And they are going to fix it by putting me where I was before they decided to start throttling me.
Are you going to look for a new host, Boss? I can put out feelers to a friend in the biz, maybe get a recommendation.
We'll see. If they fix it up, I'll stick. It's no fun switching. But, if I have to, I'll have to.
Brought to you by brianS and FTLT.
Ommegang Brewery and Reynold’s Aluminum Wrap.
Speaking of FTLT, I looked real hard at a sixer of Labatt's today. I hope passing on it for something better but of the same price doesn't come back to haunt the Twins.
is that a freebase joke?
Perhaps…
Should we try and organize a mass diaspora from the WGOM to here? I'm hovering between the two, I don't know where to focus.
You just worry about getting well, man.
They shut off the game at the bar I'm at. Had to talk to the manager
to get back on. Seriously.
Chip Caray is that bad, huh?
MVPop-up
I think that would make for a good time to grab another beer.
I think everyone should know that a google search for "chip caray douche" turns up Spooky's comment in today's game log as the 7th hit.
Holy hell that is awesome.
Okay, that Matsui home run was uncalled for.
F-Bomb.
Remember how much fun the top of the third was?
The bright side is that this wasn't a game we figured to win. So if things fall apart, big whoop.
Indeed. After last night, I figured the boys might be a bit tuckered out.
Might I add, OMG, am I'm sick of the Carey/Darling tandem.
I've already hurled twice.
Nice joint you have here, yickit. Any beer in the fridge? Cause I'm drinking brandy out of necessity (no beer).
I'd stick with the brandy. This beer tower just isn't doing it for me.
Darling paraphrasd: "We've talked about the Twins once tonight, but lets talk incessantly about the Yankees and how hot they make me."
This announcing crew is ridiculous.
But the Yankees are having so much Brett Favre out there.
Jeter is just like a kid out there!
THIS TEAM HAS BEEN ROLLING ALONG THIS YEAR THROWIN PIES IN EACH OTHER'S FACES AND JUST HAVING FUN. LOTS OF FUN WINNING 103 GAMES!
This is killing me.
Damon just tried to throw that ball into the stands? You'd think he'd need to leave his arm in the dugout for the next three innings to recharge it after something like that.
yickit me
"Nick Punto does all the little things," says Ron Darling.
Pervert.
According to Caray, he fists all the little things.
Ouch.
Nothing quite like midget porn…
Nicky got fisted, too?
(Apologies to Yickit's mom for my foul mouth.)
That'll teach Tolbert..
Was that a fisting of Tolbert?
CC is over 100 pitches. If we can string a few hits together we might see the last of him.
Little Nicky getting some revenge.
OMG WHERE WAS JETER ON THAT??!!!ONE11?!
CC Sabathia is a very good athlete? He's obese!
Oliver Miller was a very good athlete, too. He just ate himself out of the NBA.
John Daly is a very good athlete, then.
Although he is a pretty good athlete, so he might be able to throw 200.
God, we can get back in this game here.
I think Span'll have to take better cuts than he did in that at-bat for that to happen
Not quite deep enough for the sac fly. Damn.
Free Orca!
DID YOU HEAR THAT? IF IT WEREN'T FOR ORLANDO BALLGAME THE TWINS NEVER WOULD HAVE BELIEVED THEY COULD WIN!!!11!!11!1
HEY I BELIEVE IT
Hey, Hughes got out a guy who gets out a TON. Test passed. You're a true Yankee now son.
If only we had not made the playoffs we would not have to endure this madness..
That's so Top Jimmy.
Damn. I really wanted Cabbie to not revert to himself there.
Anybody else dislike how Gameday resets stats to zero for the postseason? I'd like to see stats for the full season, not just the SSST.
Hey, I didn't know Jeter led the AL in OBP.
Jeter? M-V-P?
I say cheer: B-U-L-L-S-H-*-T.
I'm sitting with a Yankees fan who is trying to tell me that jeter
gets no respect.
You can fill in my answer below ….
You cannot be serious.
Ho-lee shit.
Most Venerated Pencilneck.
When did TBS change their letters to YES?
Neck Tat?
/
Neck Tat is tall.
jerk
Well, that's it for me as far as watching the game. I'd stick it out, but Caray/Darling are making me hate baseball, and I don't wanna do that. Let me know if the Twins make a come back.
Not even Neck Tat can save us now…
I hate the institution that is the Yankees.
banjobrothers: RT @bcollinsmn: Fact: Chip Caray wears a condom whenever he broadcasts a yankees game.
Is that because he can't pack enough pants to make it through a single game?
Tomorrow is another day.
Joba Chamberlain is going to win 300 games and go to the Hall of Fame. You heard it here first.
Tomorrow is another day.So glad Mauer got to hit with the bases empty instead!
Joba the Fuck
Whew. Definitely needed the LOOGY for Kubel there.
His numbers this year do not impress. No decision in half of his starts. Averaged about 5 IP per start. 4.75 ERA, 94 ERA+, 1.544 WHIP. Yawn.
His mom has a bit of a drug problem, so I guess it's not his fault he's a fuckhead.
There are very few teams that are going to be able to compete against 201+ million dollar payrolls, turns out most of the teams that will compete have 100+ million dollar payrolls.
His mom is Josh Hamilton?
That's pretty much why, if the Twins, by some miracle, don't win this series (THE TWINS ARE GOING TO WIN THIS SERIES), I'll be content taking my leave from the MLB until the hot stove kicks up.
+1 relapse
Um, the Yankees are cheating. They're using their closer in a non-save situation. Against the bottom or our order.
And I was just making a Star Wars joke…
And is limited to a third of an inning now. Save that arm!
so, the yanks feel it necessary to brink in MoRo against the bottom 3 of the Twins with a 5 run lead. Classy.
Not exactly the second coming of Walter Johnson.
You don't want to take chances when a World Series championship is on the line, I guess.
THERE'S NO WAY TO HIT A MARIANO RIVERA FASTBALL!
Punto should just take a wild hack, let the bat "slip" out of his hands and hit Rivera right in the kisser.
Losing this game, or the series, can not take the magic that was game 163 from me.
It's called stepping on the neck, painter.
Damn, there's a lot of trash on the field. You'd think Chuck Knoblauch was in attendance.
Cameraman with the biff! Or was he kneecapped?
Well, Mr. Carey, Mr. Darling, your commentary and opinions were inane, banal, and hackneyed without actually being interesting at all. Fuck you very much.
What he said.
Didn't really expect to win that game, but the loss is still deflating after the high of last night. Hopefully Blackbeard can keep Friday's game closer.
GAME 2
LETS GO TWINS!!
GO SPAN!
Dang, Dirty f'in Harris!
Hell Yes!!! Flashing all kind of things!!
Don't Mess With Texas. I mean Minnesota.